1989 Tour Superlatives
Superlatives for SLCC Tour 1989!!! - Jen Pfeiffer put these on paper back in 1989.
Matt Alber: Best pantyhose wearer; best lip syncher; champ merry-go-round rider; I YI YI, we look like cartoons; best "Thumbs down" sound effects; get off my back, that's all I ask of you!-love, Eliot; I hold pollen of - ACHOOO!; don't let those Twix melt! I love your jacket can I keep it (HA); to-DAY!!!; learn to roll your R's so you can sound like me!; Hiiiiiieeeeee; willing to brush his teeth while standing next to unknown chaperone; spades champion; nice, smart guy who has a good voice and is also a good role model.
Chester Pidduck: A chester, a chester, a chester, a cheese; best snack food; most likely to be in Chamber Singers next year; best FESTER!; pretty awesome fooz ball player; hilarious guy; best hair throughout tour; hey, Thister!; it's not easy being cheesy; the man of a thousand names; the big foot award; a nice, funny guy.
Ely Wilson: Most likely never to have anyone touch his koosh ball!; best koosh ball father; best sand castles; great partner in Soldier! best koosh ball guarder; most likely to not be a most likely; what can I say, the guy can take a good slap (in Soldier); a nice, quiet guy.
Mike Herron: College student; quietest; knows everything; best student piano player; most awesome piano accompanist; cool piano player; nicest guy - gentleman; Andrew Lloyd Webber part 2, the next generation; best navigator; BYE MIKE - WE ALL LOVE YOU!!!!!
Richie Harriman: Pilot glasses; best hat pin organizer; best variety of boxer shorts; Little Richard; "Yes, Richie, I will marry you, so don't cry!!"; the Ricker - HA!; best buddie - most fun to cry with - thanks for teaching me how to cry at will - I'll go with you to Dallas next time - I WISH!; best nose honker; best hat head; best fake crier!!; smallest hockey player ever!!; don't ever take me on another roller coaster!; Guns and Roses.
Keith Jacob: prettiest eyes; 13 cars; best loser at games; most likely to believe in black magic; coolest morning hairstyle; best foot massages; Keith's bear--Krap Erin Whisker Jacob, change your name; best looking hair after a shower; cutest guy!; has the weirdest names for his bear (Krap); you better learn that part in Clap yo Hands before Mrs. Sparfeld finds out (she knows now - Ha! Ha!); "No, you can't see Whiskers!"; made good friends with this cool dude over tour.
Byron Davis: Vyron; BY-RON; he like to throw things at me; best Mr. Complainer; Best "snob in training" (with help from Christine) -- JUST JOKING GUYS!!!, my secret lover, and "Byron, you'll be really cute (when you're older)!! HA! HA!; gimmie Eazy back!; most likely to have a complete wardrobe of Adidas at age 17; most likely to be extremely good looking; most precious wrists in SLCC (tennis); have fun at Central, but don't let it take you over; Byronian - likely to be the most conceited guy at Central High (just kidding!); best stud; stop looking; "No, I don't like you and yes, I can stop laughing!; There's a word for people like you, Byron--STUD!!!!!; second place, now, to David for loudest bus voice; a nice funny guy with a good character; most likely to be smooshed by Jen P.; only true blonde in choir.
Kevin McKeever: Plays nine instruments; best piano player; most likely to trip on stairs and kill someone; plays the harmonica too much Ha! Ha!; "I can't keep hands off a piano!"; cutest unibrow; Yes, my mother is J; great piano player; Harmonica Freak!!!; nice bangs, Kev!; tell us your secret, how do you get girls to carve their initials in their arms! AMAZING!; what a muffin; what girl is going to fall for you in Russia?; willing to step in when and where needed at a moment's notice; "cookie sonatina."
Chris Smith: Loves to look out window; best twin; "Byron, you idiot, you just broke my glasses"; cutest glasses; maybe we should wake up at 6:49; most interesting personality; good at sucking my brain out!; don't get burnt; crazier than he looks; only one I know who can sing Laudate Dominum and then sing Oh! Susanna the way you do!; most polite guy in choir.
David Brodsky: Wake up; don't worry, you'll grow!; favorite song is "In that Great Gettin Up Morning"; the best person who has to deal with being short; great voice; best at sitting tall; the only person in the world who is shorter than me!; There's a better day a comin'; Now St. Louis is a Comin', Oh Lorna close your Tour Book, Then tour will be over, If our old bus doesn't breakdown. Fare Thee Well!!; really sweet guy (a little obnoxious, but great!); David buddy - I only like Erin as a friend!; most likely to wear a size 16 shirt when he's 21; I love ya, buddy, don't grow up too fast!; biggest voice in smallest body; best hugger of chaperones! cool man - (one of the coolest I've seen at that height); most likely to become the next Eazy E.
Grant Wiens: Best card cheater; Hiieeeeee Grand; "I'm bored"; you look like Eliot from the back; coolest sunglasses; like your shirts; I am madly in love with you!; 2 cards; cutest mouth; definitely the cutest smile ever seen!
Tobin Sparfeld: Sunburn; best violin player; Perpetual Motion AAAHH!; Hey Tobaaan!; best haircut; elevator dance; most likely to argue with Ethelyn during a concert; violin at its finest! get sun block!!; great violinist; good blend; good friend; dependable; funny.
Kevin Griffard: Best choir uniform designer; this is not a "shewade"; cutest dimples!!; curly hair; nice to everyone!; biggest weirdo and cool key bracelet; most awesome guy to pick up babes with; I owe you a lot, you are a great friend.--Eliot; Dis is not a chawade, we need...; you're staying with me tonight, honey!; rock-n-roll; a pretty cool dude-nice knowing you and I'll see you next year; biggest flirt and Erin annoyer?; best impressions!!
Eliot Frick: STUD; It's my birthday!!; "It's my birthday and I'll ____ if I want to."; best buddy that a girl could ask for - good luck with everything in life (everyone, etc. HA!) and thanks for everything, you mean a lot to me! (wait a minute...the left side?); great sense of humor and happy birthday--thanks for the pep talk!; Happy 16th b-day!!!; quite nice-looking--no, I will not give you the superlative book! Thanks for everything!!; best piano competitor; HOT!!; looks the best without a shirt on (OOOOHHHH!!!!!) - I love you and thanks for caring. I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble; DON'T TOUCH ME! (just kidding!) I'd write something nice but it would be out of character! Love, Me (you know); will you marry me?; turned 16 today - stay off the sidewalks!; most likely to enjoy being 16 and being able to drive. God help us all!!; most likely to get seriously hurt if he says "we need total concentwation" again!
Doug Rouse: 1st soprano, 2nd soprano, alto; best tape recorder fixer; my main man (Dougie baby! or is it Dougie's babies?? HA! HA!) - and a carbon copy of Brad - scary, isn't it? Remember Fred the dinosaur and what he was wearing?; best couple with Kelly; basketball partner; listen to the sound!; 2nd best foot massages; best husband--you better watch how many wives you have!! you better not cheat on me any more, remember, you said you loved me!; are you still jealous of Christine Cicchese?; Kelly's brother; cutest smile; angelic face with a devilish smile!
Rachel Brodsky: Best loner buddy; bangs in the eyes; freakiest hair; has my favorite tape!; most likely to get a Mohawk; my Parkway South buddy, but you're still a tard!! HA! HA!; H.C.; you are such a tard!; so funny!; Hey you tard! I bet you'll be the one of us who will marry a punk rocker; I love your hair!!; Clap your hands; best cartoon watcher; Undi Grundi; you reject!!; motto: "Undi Grundi"
Irene Wilson: do you want to know whe-re I-m go hin?; longest hair in the choir (I think!); pretty hair!; best girl reader; what a gymnast; great stories (except for maybe the ones about llamas and camels in the desert - Ha!); you're going where?!; read, read, read; best sister!; the only home stay I had where my partner got in the closet and read.
Erin Brown: Hardest slapper; funky; "I look like a pixie!"; best pixie; the "we're never going to see these people again" award; THE BUNGGALOW DANCE; shut door when naked! really a lot a lot; forest head (just kidding); "I feel like a waitress!"; no one puts Jen's bra in the corner!, really really a lot a lot!, plenty o'nothin and plenty o'plenty, cummerbund fights!! weird facial expressions and laughing in concerts, I want to say in Dallas longer! he won't leave me alone, and sad song in the car--you are a special friend!!; the hottest girl on tour; very cute, but I just like her as a friend.; best Mohawk in a swimming pool; you are very a lot weird; I second that; sexiest girl on tour; do la la, neener neener, best concert buddy, weirdest person, best friend; don't flush Krap; most likely to return to Texas within the next year; my crying pal.
Kristin Crowell: Best lobster; --YEAH!; "K" is for Kristin...; neener neener neener..., "I have never felt so much pain!", I am so stupid! is it love or hate?; you are so hilarious; how's David the Raisin?; not bad for Mary I.; Clowell - do la la do la la..., "dork", you're not fat, I can't believe him! Chinky Dink!! Alleluia--YES! I hate him today, Nightmare Freddy Crougar, etc., etc., I love you!! Evil Kristin starts with "K"; evil clown song; don't touch me!; best impression of a boiled lobster.
Susan Church: Likes to cry; So Susan; everyone like you!!; "so, who are you going out with and did he carve his in, too?"; most talented and best soprano--definitely the most unique! (Although you kinda look like Chirstie Brinkley, if I look like Mary Lou Retton!!), and "So, Susan...what are you going to do with your big bangs tonight?!"; most talent; we're talkin hot babe! I'm goin' back to Cali, to Cali, to Cali; best bangs, most talented, wear them flat!, I love you!; I bought me a goose...; best person to have a deep, philosophical talk with; "So, Susan...big bangs...WHAT??"; long hair; will most likely keep growing her hair, especially her BANGS; sexiest, most beautiful, nicest and prettiest smile in choir; what do you think about dandelions?; an understanding friend who always greets you with a smile; prettiest hair.
Cory Steen: Best front seat rider; sweetness; I'll miss you!; Yes, I really am sick!; Biggest blurt in dressing room to upset Jen--"Hey you guys, guess who's outside?"; "Would you rather have me barf all over?"; hypochondriac! HA! HA!; I can't believe it Cory, you only got sick twice this time. Maybe next year it'll only be once!! HA!; clap clap clap; prettiest smile and brown eyes; most energetic humming.
Christine Cicchese: Chin cheesey; shut door when naked (Alicia made this up!); Christiny Chincheesey; Hey. who does your hair anyway?; "We are not cussing you out!; cute hair, chincheezey; are you happy, I parted my hair back the other way; you're a great friend Chris; NICE but WEIRD!!!!; Doug is still jealous of you!; cheesey; can I have some stew?; most likely to return to Texas within the next week.
Alicia Norman: Narry; best Noxema spokesmodel; the craziest person on the face of the world; Eleesha rock, shout, shout, Eleesha rock, comin' up Lord; Westglen pool forever - say hello to everyone for me, OK? Hey dude, I love your hair!; Alicia Norman, Oklahoma--Yes, this is my city!; I could stare you down any day!; Nice quote!; Lisha - the Bungalow dance rules; OZZY!; I need a ned cud! Close door when naked!! Ditto; don't worry, I don't care what Eliot says, you are not immature; most famous motto: shut door...; Leesa, will ya play Super Mario Bros with me; rice ya to the couch; Barruuppa; best at shutting doors; super singer; very kind a hilarious.
Christine Killmer: Chirsinte Killer; best shoulderpad wearer; loud; Eliot, leave me alone - that's all I ask of you.; my best friend forever, even if you are a little bit materialistic - HA! HA! HA!, biggest corrupter of Byron (his teacher of superior looks), can I stroke your hair?, the Natural Look - OH MY GOD! (I think you've been spending too much time around me!), big talk in Oklahoma City and many tears - dirty Kleenexes everywhere!, INSIDE JOKES FOREVER!; "Christine, taht's all I ask of you"; Oh Yeah!; my shoulder pad and makeup buddy!; Noooooooo! My Central buddy!; I love your hair! most fun to spin hair into gold , and do baby voices with Byron, the fishy, too much to write. I love you Christinie Weenie; take it easy on us freshmen; Eliot, NO!!!; 2nd hardest slaps; Monty Python - stop reciting the Holy Grail!; I don't want to hear it! I have to ____ like a ____!! Love, Kristin.; Future Teacher award; most likely to not have the wool pulled over her eyes in her classroom; I love you, always - Eliot.
Jennifer Pfeiffer: It looks like tour, it smells like tour--it is tour!; most athletic and sweetest! I love her to death!; neat; PAT'S HERE!!!; black socks, black socks, where to leave your shoes; nobody puts Jen's bra in the corner; you LOOF!!; thank you for the penny!; very sweet!; sad songs, Jenni - you gotta hear this song, person I share the most with, best person to laugh and talk with. I LOVE YOU Ginni.; Oh SING; best pool Mohawk, unbeatable hair; what can I say, you are the best friend that I could have on this tour; water baby! how much do you swim, anyway?; a person who truly expresses herself; late night swimmer award; most likely to do something embarrassing at Hard Rock Cafe; laughs and ?????? when asleep?!; inside jokes forever!!!; OOOPS!! I _____ on stage!! (Typers note: Ha! Ha! Christine--did you really think that I would let you embarrass me even more? Especially in writing? NOT QUITE!!)
Amy Fienup: Tennis awards; quietest; cutest smile; really cute hair; cutest; where did you get all those head bands, anyway?; you talk TOO MUCH!; scoops of ice cream in a top hat!!!; stop petting people with my Koosh ball!!; we shall never eat another blueberry muffin again; most likely to marry Eliot Frick; most cooperative and easy-going; what a sweet person!!!
Brooke Penick: Biggest growth spurt; great alto; most understanding; thanks for sharing the candy; don't spit anymore water on the table at homestays; what a gal, you sure don't seem twelve to me!!; chatterbox! isn't she???; a good friend who is always there.
Carrie Wohosky: Best bus buddy; what a little waitress!!; "Hey, when am I gonna get my food, anyway?"; nicest; may I take your order, please?; did you get those guys at the pool's phone numbers?; how is you last name pronounced, anyway?; most beautiful smile.
Michele Harding: Friend to all - close friend; best person to make a fool out of herself; cutest hair and a best buddy; the only way to put it is "not shy"; so Michele, who DON'T you know?!; get any more addresses this year, Michele?; congrats on Chamber Singers!!; best new-coming Chamber Singer - my steam heat partner!; best contradancer; "Oh my God, I forgot my rings!"; what a solo!; the best twin ever--I love that fish shirt you're wearing; most social.
Kelly Howe: Most likely to shop at Saks!; "nine, nine, nine"; Quaa! Quaa!; the sweetest person on tour (hope you and Doug work out!!) Ha! Ha!; so, who is it going to be?; cutest girl and prettiest voice, best duck impression - Ha! Ha!, thanks for the popcorn, best heartbreaker - I predict that this will continue as you get older!!; biggest flirt; very nice - likes lots of guys!! thanks for showing me Terms of Endearment; most likely to go to the senior prom when she's a freshman; super-a lot pretty and nice; wow--how do you handle all of those guys?!; NINE HOWE; you man killer you. Try to control your animal magnitism; smiling eyes; most likely to crack up during every concert!; you little...um...sweet little girlie; Ching-a-Ring-a-Ching-Ching; cutest match for Byron; most likely to be Prom Queen.
Carrie Smith: Best twin; you little____; really cute hair; a lot cute--I love your hair!!; most likely to be a bug exterminator; best nail polish eater!!; writing a letter to your teacher?!; really sweet; cutest voice; very bouncy personality; great style!!!.
Holly Fricks: In love with three boys; Hi, Holly!; "hi Holly"; are you Eliot's sister, REALLY??--just joking!!; UH!; best hats; really cute; Hey sis - love, Eliot; where's your girl scout beanie now?!; Eliot's sis; takes the best care of Koosh balls; "I bought me a bus..."; Koolest at Kirkpatrick Center; a good friend who is always there.
Diana Golfin: Princess Di; best mirror occupier; most likely to never finish a piece of pizza; Units woman; "It's not funny!"; too thin!!; "I feel like a tourist!!"; you gotta learn to cut down the time in the bathroom, babe--your hair looks just great!!; "I can't eat with people watching me!!"; one fist in the mouth; "Oh my gosh Holly, we have the same eyeliner!"
Kara Mullins: You'll never win, Kara!; greatest picture of Ann-Lou's shorts-Ha! Ha!; have you bought out the Hard Rock Cafe yet?; greatest laugh; can laugh at anything!; I finally beat you at Spades-HA! (I got the Ace too!); "Oh, I get it - French Class!"; only one at HRC to get a shake with a hard rock in it; biggest spender at Hard Rock Cafe; super-bubbly personality!.
Deanna Poos: Best hair; best jacket wearer; you'll never beat me, either; prettiest eyes and really super nice!!; my twin sister!; super cute and nice!; best speaking voice; you made my birthday a lot better. Thanx, Eliot; "Does her mom know she eats dog food?"; OK, you win - I won't puff your fluff!; fooz ball.
Brad Rouse: Loudest bass; sweetest guy older than me!!; Ye Sons of Israel - Ha!; learn a new son. PLEASE!!; February 6th Rules!!!, best buddy and really obnoxious mind, but I love it, of course!!, STUD MAN 4-EVER; great new director; you are so hilarious - we missed you after you left!!; very FUNNY!; too bad you had to leave, we miss you; do you really want to marry Eliot??; SING!.
Wineka Martin: Best 2nd soprano; strong voice; best Goin' Up a Yonder woman; most likely to crack up while having food/drink in her mouth!!; Well, I'll be George-again Wineka?; Wineka Wineka Wineka starts with "W"; best ironer (See the Gipsies!!).
Harlene Cicchese: One of the best sunburn lotion putter-onners; Mama Aloe; "mom" and fellow Muffy-lover!; BEST TOUR MOM!; sweetest mom on tour!!; my "MOM"; Mrs. ChinCheezey Yeah!!; love your green stuff!!
Mike Cicchese: Video man; Papa Chincheezy; "I think this recorder is stuck to my eye!"; my "DAD"; I am on the video more than anyone-you got really sick of me!; Hey Cliffie - Love, Chamber Singers.
Barbie Harriman: Most likely to wear an SLCC sticker on shorts!; the other best sunburn lotion putter-onner; Richie's mommy; I'll get those stickers off yet!; "Mrs. Pierce, do you have any more stickers for my shorts?"; Mrs. Travel Game; interesting pool talks and fellow lifeguard! you are such a wild woman!! (and also the most likely to make a fool out of herself!--So, Susan.."); blow your horn Mama!; best aloe vera applier; can I go visit your friend and her son sometime?-I love you!!; a quote: "walk through the swim party with your homestay!"; best chaperone on tour! We love you!; you don't want me to tell what I know about you, huh? I expect payment!!
Lynda Wiens: Wynda, the wicked witch of the west; nicest chaperone and really good-natured; from Grant, I love you as a Mom!!; I love ya; GREAT CHAPERONE; good at taking over in the middle of tour; Oh! Canada!! Thank you so much for sewing my button on while I was having a breakdown! most able to step into a non-functional bus and stay cool.
J (Heart) McKeever: Healthy person; no additives or preservatives; best chaperone/friend--no, we don't mind that you're staying with us-really!!; the most understanding person on this tour; "but I have these hips!"-HA! HA!, just kidding, J!; "no, not another McDonald's!!"--I LOVE YOUR VERY MUCH. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!!; what's that "J" for anyway!; J is for J, it's good enough for me!; I love you J!; 1,4,3,J heart-I love you; Hi Judy! Party on mom; most understanding 1 4 3!! easiest to talk to and a good reader; the most diplomatic problem-solver.
Lorna Wohosky: Ties up the phone longer that anyone else I've ever seen!; person with the most nervous breakdowns; busy person; best bus company fighter; BEST TOUR DIRECTOR; (ditto!); Yeah, Lorna- we're proud of you!; WHAT, WE'RE OUTTA GAS!!; you tell those bus people; we love you, Lorna!; thanx Lorna for talking to me. Love and thanx; what a gal!; able to cope with unheard of circumstances and probably can leap buildings in a single bound!!
Christine Pierce: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!--Laughs at anything!; "no crudities, please!!"; I won't wear shoulder pads. No, never!!; I think of you as my mother. I can never thank you enough. Love ya, Eliot.; Thanx for everything; you sew a real good seam!!; YEA!!!!!!
Ethelyn Sparfeld: We love you!; YEA; Ching a ring ching ching; best song announcer; best solo forgetter; Ching-a-ring-ROW!; slow down, stop rushing, watch the tempo; best director that a choir could ever ask for! You are truly the sweetest, most loving person I know! I have eternal respect for you---THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!! Love, Jen; the best supportive person in the world! How do you manage it?!; sweetest and best director in the world! We love you!!; most in control!; It's Erin Brown and don't you forget it! I love you; Thank you; best "wet hair" look; best director in the whole universe; best director, I love you, and am always thinking of you--Kristin.; you are the best, I love you so much. I'll pray for you. --Eliot.
TO EVERYONE--THANKS FOR MAKING THIS SUCH A MEMORABLE TOUR!!!!
IT WAS FUN--SEE YA'LL LATER AND IN RUSSIA!!!!
